New Nicknames

In the womb, Tessa was very active, but Adam was so quiet that the Missus actually worried about him. Their personalities have switched from that time. Now Tessa's pretty calm and usually goes right to sleep. Adam never does anything calmly. That's why his new nickname is "Punkie McFusspot."

(Tessa, for reasons which need no explanation, has been given the new nickname "Fartie von Stinkybutt.")