From the Dept. of Silly Worries

Before Frick and Frack were born, I thought a lot about what life would be like as a parent. I thought about the myriad of duties I would have, like changing diapers, taking them to Little League, fighting with them about their homework.

Also, I knew that I'd have to pick them up from daycare.

I had this silly fear about that. I was afraid that I would go in to pick them up, there would be fifty babies there, and I would not recognize them. The daycare ladies would stare at me, laugh and talk about what a bad father I was. Babies do all kind of look alike, don't they?

Turns out, I had nothing to worry about. I picked them up yesterday and I could recognize them just fine. It was easy to pick them out of the crowd--they were the most beautiful babies there, by far.

All the other babies did kind of look alike though.