"Welcome to Fatherhood"

Last week, when I picked the twins up from daycare, the ladies there were a little upset with me because I didn't bring a stroller. I had planned to carry both carseats out to my car together. They didn't like that plan. I guess they thought I would drop one of the kids or something. One of them came outside with me carrying one of the kids.

So this morning, since I'm due to pick the kids up today, I went outside with the M1 Main Battle Stroller to load it in my car. (The Missus carries the LSS [Lightweight Scout Stroller] in her car.) My golf clubs were still in my trunk, leftover from the golf tournament I played in two weeks ago. Since the M1 is such a big sucker and barely fits in the trunk by itself, the golf clubs had to come out.

Then I noticed my neighbor shaking his head sadly. He looked at the stroller--in the trunk. He looked at the golf clubs--out of the trunk. "Welcome to fatherhood," he said.