First Flight
I booked Frick and Frack's first flight this evening. In March, we're all flying down to Puerto Rico so the twins can meet their other set of grandparents. By that time, they'll be 10 months old. Dad (that's me) is not looking forward to the flight all that much. The trip altogether will be fun, but the travel is going to be a nightmare. I hate airports at the best of times, I can't imagine how it's going to be with the twins, and all of their junk, in tow.
I've hated airports ever since my first flight, which did not come at 10 months for me, but rather when I was 22 years old, during the summer between my last semesters in college. (I graduated in December.) It was a flight to Raleigh, North Carolina for a job interview with IBM.
My dad gave me a lift to the airport and was patient with me as a bought a magazine and candy for the flight. "It's quarter-to-one," he reminded me.
"No problem, Dad, it's a 1pm flight," I said. He just nodded.
Of course when I got to the gate at 5 minutes of one, the attendents went on red alert. "He's here!" shouted one lady into her walkie-talkie. "Run!" she shouted at me. "Sit anywhere!" So I ran down the access gantry and sat down where the irked stewardesses told me to sit. The plane pulled out of the terminal right way.
I realized I'd almost missed the plane which would have been hugely embarrasing, and, I'm sure, would have caused me to be blackballed by IBM and maybe all of the other Fortune 500 companies.
My dad wanted me to learn my lesson, and I did. I've never been late for a flight since. Actually I'm uncomfortable unless I'm at the airport two hours early, so maybe I learned the lesson too well.
Luckily for me, the Missus understands. Most of the time.


